Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.