yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...