What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”