A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...