Where Am I!!!
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The Golden Urinal
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Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
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Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
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Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”