Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...