Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...