“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!