crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman