Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...