Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...