What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...