man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...