Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...