Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...