You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...