Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Scared sleeping
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Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
25 Rules for Women
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Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.