Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...