John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
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What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
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Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Convince these students
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
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