Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...