I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...