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An FBI investigation
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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Snail Tracks
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A husband and wife were in their back yard…
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The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
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