Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...