MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...