Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...