Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...