Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...