So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...