Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...