Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...