Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...