I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.