How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...