Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
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Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
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|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...