There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...