How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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A definition of God
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High On a Plane
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Five penises
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
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