Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...