I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...