Temperatures and What They Mean
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Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...