What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...