Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...