Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...