Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....