Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...