Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...