I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...