Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...