New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
I only ordered a double
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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
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