What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...