Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....