Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...